My "Dial-up Sux Blues" tune....


Ba Ba daa Ba Baaaaa..I got the satellite signal-ess Blues
Ba Ba daa Ba Baaaaa..and the dial-up is slow with the news
Ba Ba daa Ba Baaaaa..this turtle speed hook up really sux
Ba Ba daa Ba Baaaaa..and my farmville app wont load so I can"t feed the ducks...
Ohh-Wooohh Honey-chile lil baby of mine...spare me the satellite signal-ess Blues
I'll be in touch.

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